kellie
22
victoria, australia
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
Don’t rush things. Anything worth having is worth waiting for.
(Source: relatablequotescollections)
my fashion sense is anything under $10
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.
(Source: roseeverdeen)
(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
How cute are these two! #garry#gremlin#kitties#cuddles#crazycatlady
